Do'h!!! Stupid Machine...

WTF!!! She Is Messed Up... Its Not Lipstick On This Pig, Its Blood!

Family Values... Hookers and Blow Style!!!

Hey I thought they were all filling sand bags...

Poll: Obama Faring Poorly Among Racists

Bigots Oppose Barack by 1000-1 Margin

In a potentially ominous sign for the presumptive Democratic nominee, a new poll shows Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) trailing far behind G.O.P. standard bearer Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz) among voters who identify themselves as racists.

Pundits and pollsters alike have wondered about the role racists might play in the 2008 presidential contest, but the new survey released today was the first concrete attempt to take the pulse of this key voting bloc.

The poll, conducted by Duh Magazine, suggests that Mr. Obama faces an uphill battle in his effort to win the votes of dyed-in-the-wool bigots.

"We wanted to know, why isn't Barack Obama closing the deal among racists?" said Charles Plugh, editor-in-chief of Duh. "The answer seems to be, because he's black."

In a head-to-head match-up, likely bigots chose Sen. McCain over Sen. Obama by a margin of one thousand to one, with a majority of racists saying they "strongly disagree" with Sen. Obama's decision not to be white.

Asked under what conditions they would conceivably vote for a black presidential candidate, 95% of racists responded, "Only if he was running against someone from a group I hated even more, such as Arabs."

Duh editor Plugh says the poll indicates that Sen. Obama "has his work cut out for him" if he is going to make up lost ground among racists.

"Sen. Obama made a choice at the beginning of this campaign to run as a black man," Mr. Plugh said. "He could change his position on that, but racists might see that as too little, too late."

H/T Andy Borowitz

Fiscal Conservative Or Tax And Spend Liberal... Up Is Down And Red Is Blue.

Saint McCain's Got Cute Friends... Well Some People Think Katie Couric is Cute.

Here is the video that should prove to McCain that somebody does love him. Who else would show the level of care it takes to throw out the only news worthy part of the interview. You know the part where McCain shows how little he understands about the Iraq War (his supposed strong point), and erases his actual answer with his answer to another question. Got that... McCain totally screwed up and pretty much lets us know how ignorant he is on this war thingy, and CBS replaces his real answer to the question with an answer to another question. Yes, well how nice. How nice of CBS for covering such a major gaffe. Otherwise I may have been informed, and well who the hell wants that.

Obama Better Just Stay In Europe...

Because McCain's got a new ad and, well its over. We will go back and look at this couple of minutes and remember how McCain rose like a Phoenix from the ashes to give Bush a 3rd term. Hello Canada.



H/T Wonkette

Two Commercials... one of them sucks...

First the Republican:


Now the Democrat:

Rumors Of His Tolerance Were Highly Exagerated

Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance

Don't Piss Jimmy Off

I Got What America Needs Right Here

Sometimes I'm a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I'm wondering if you can help me get something straight....

Daddy... What's Wrong With The Elephant?

Sonny boy, dont get scared. Its just that the elephant has a wide stance. They created the elephant sodomizing the 2008 in honor of Senator Larry Craig since they will be holding the convention in his state. They only treat him like he was not a human being because they know their base is very very intolerant. But you see sonny boy, in the pit of their heart they love him. That's why they created a logo that was so perfecly portrayed the Senators Wide Stance. You may also notice that the elephant also appears partially decapitated, that is just another allusion to Mr. Craigs loosing all of his committe assignments for a misdemeanor. In a nutshell its just a hidden message from his Family Values friends.

On Ron Paul... again.

I've been meaning to post these pics I took at the Obama thingy. What was up with these Ron Paul supporters trolling Obama's stop in San Antonio? I did not get the significance of the masks, and I'm not going to watch V for Vendetta to find out either. Oh don't forget the real Mr. Paul.

Obama In San Antonio

My Wife, some friends, and I went to see Obama on Sunday. It was a great time, better than expected. The mood was festive, the dancers and drummers were on, and the crowd was cool. One of the most attractive parts of the event was the great diversity of people. Definitely something you wont see, unless totally orchestrated, from the family/war values side.

The music was quite good and so was the weather. The pre-Obama speakers were brief and engaging. A surprise to our group was Bruce Bowen introduced Obama. You cannot go wrong with a Spur on your side.

Then Obama took the stage and he did not lose any points on this crowd. His delivery is quite impressive, I can see how his campaign has garnered such a following. The whole speech went by in a flash. It never dragged and I bet he could have spoken for another hour and the crowd would have loved it.

Personally I came away more confident if he were the candidate. So I guess he scored with me. Although, I may just be a glutton for hope and positive speeches. I do know I'm sick of all the warmongering, and "they'll follow us here" bull.

I have seen Edwards and now Obama. I'm looking forward to Hillary coming in to town. Nobody has my vote yet, but my wife and I are leaning one way. Actually I was completely undecided and she had an opinion, so there you go.

Barack Obama In San Antonio

San Antonio Kickoff
Sunday, June 24
Doors Open at 12:45 pm; Program begins at 1:45pm
Lonestar Pavilion at Sunset Station
1174 Commerce Street

5 of us are going, so is my neighbor.

On Ron Paul...

I keep reading how Ron Paul is different from the other torture savants that are running on the family values side. But as the saying goes: ...buuut Wait There's More*... from orcinus, who I thank for his nonstop amazing writing.

"A more important point, though, that's overlooked in all this is that Ron Paul has made a career out of transmitting extremist beliefs, particularly far-right conspiracy theories about a looming "New World Order," into the mainstream of public discourse by reframing and repackaging them for wider consumption, mostly by studiously avoiding the more noxious and often racist elements of those beliefs. Along the way, he has built a long record of appearing before and lending the credibility of his office to a whole array of truly noxious organizations, and has a loyal following built in no small part on members of those groups."

*saying may not exist

This I Want To Go To...

Dear Dune,
Barack Obama will be in your area on Sunday, June 24th at 1:45 pm at the Lonestar Pavilion at Sunset Station for a San Antonio Kickoff event. Supporters throughout the region will be gathering to share their excitement and join our movement for change. Will you join Barack in San Antonio?

Purchase a ticket for the San Antonio Kickoff :

http://my.barackobama.com/sanantoniokickoff

Barack is bringing people together across the country, from all walks of life. I hope you will join us in San Antonio and become an important part of this special event.

Here are the details:

San Antonio Kickoff
Sunday, June 24
Doors Open at 12:45 pm; Program begins at 1:45pm
Lonestar Pavilion at Sunset Station
1174 Commerce Street

Purchase a ticket for the San Antonio Kickoff:

http://my.barackobama.com/sanantoniokickoff

We hope to see you in San Antonio,

Obama for America