Friday, July 27, 2007

Do You Know The Joke About The Village In Texas Missing Its Idiot?

Well that village is not San Antonio, Texas. This is home to business man John Hagee of Cornerstone Something or Other, he calls it a church to screw America its share of taxes. Sadly this stain of a man has a huge audience who fund his Tom Cruise level crazy beliefs.
Oh, and whoever signed me up to Hagee's trash newsletter, two things: 1 - Funny; 2 - Scary.
So without further Delay, here is Max "ChickeHawk Slayer" Blumenthal again:

...in case you were wondering the idiot is not actually missing, some say he got elected to high public office.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Study: Iraqis May Experience Sadness When Friends, Relatives Die

I like The Onion, it is consistently funny. But this piece is BRUTAL.

Some of the ouch:

Iraqis have often been observed weeping and wailing in apparent anguish, but the study offers evidence indicating this may not be exclusively an outward expression of anger or a desire for revenge. It also provocatively suggests that this grief can possess an American-like personal quality, and is not simply a tribal lamentation ritual.

...and

"We are, in truth, still a long way from determining if Iraqis are exhibiting actual, U.S.-grade sadness," Mayo Clinic neuropsychologist Norman Blum said. "At present, we see no reason for the popular press to report on Iraqi emotions as if they are real."


...it feels like even the clowns are disgusted with us and they can barely conceal their contempt.

Why are we in Iraq?

Generation Chickenhawk: With The College Republicans



This is an instant classic. Maximum H/T to Max Blumenthal.