The Dallas Mavericks Remind Of... Cute Ponnies

See its because they lost to the No.8 team. So I feel comfortable demeaning them.

"A free government should show its respect for freedom even when it has to take it away."

Yes, that is about as un-american as it gets. How can you actually be more wrong when something like that is written? Well who am I to judge the ramblings of some nobody without education...

WTF!!! This guy is Harvard Government Professor Harvey Mansfield, yup, at Harvard they hire idiots.

Here is the silver lining though: Now I have an excuse to call my Harvard graduate friend so we can discuss... oh I don't know... 'The Worst Government Professor Evah!'.

What is 1,714,285,714 (an IF THEN riddle)

If 500 billion dollars for the war in Iraq so far,

and 350 million Americans,

of which 1.2 million live in San Antonio,

Then San Antonio's share of the war is 1,714,285,714 dollars.

...that's 1.7 BILLION!!!

Hear that San Antonio, please call your elected representatives and tell them how happy you are that they can be trusted with our money. Thank you Mr. Cornyn, thank you Mrs. Hutchinson. 1-800-459-1887 free call to congress, just ask for your Senator or Representative.

Now that's what I call a Death Tax.

Happy 'Mission Accomplished' Day

That's it the war is over, Iraq is free. The surge is just to have enough troops for all the Iraqis to be able to hug and kiss and place flower necklaces on.

See I just supported the troops. Its truly that easy. Thank you Saint McCain.

Go Area Team!!!

By that I mean San Antonio Spurs travel to Denver Colorado and get more points than the local NBA franchise.

Stephanie Miller on MSNBC... the end is near.

That's it the Secular Progressives are winning. I am so tense with the way the country is being sucked into the cesspool of reality and facts that I may need to call for a massage. Now where could I find a 'massage' service? Maybe I can ask Randall Tobias http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/28/tobias-prostitution/, he is one of the more moral public servants we have seen in the last six years. I just hope he does not get in trouble with Lou Dobbs or O'liely for outsourcing his neck, ahem cough cough, rubs to Central America.

Anyhoo, not to get off topic, I am outraged at MSNBC for moving my wake up time two hours early so I can track the atrocities perpetrated by Mrs. Miller. Do not go to www.stephaniemiller.com, and do not let her seduce you with her less than proper ways. Thank goodness its only for the next two days, unless a bunch of America hater call MSNBC at (201) 583-5000, or email them at feedback@msnbc.com.