...Wow, and I thought I wanted them to stop lying

I'm always going on and on about how these televangelists: robertson, hagee, falwell, swaggart, the one that went to jail whose wife wears all that makeup, the ones that are obsessed with sex, the ones that see (and write into their bylaws) women as servants...

you know the ones... the ones who only value cellular matter, hate public schools, the ones who love war, the ones who actually believe they need to hasten the end of times fables they have taken way too seriously...

ok sorry that gets me started every time.

So I thought it would be better if they were straight with us and stop all the condescending lying they do to their sheeple. I actually feel bad for them;

...but then they go and say this:

Weyrich: “Now many of our Christians have what I call the goo-goo syndrome — good government. They want everybody to vote. I don’t want everybody to vote. Elections are not won by a majority of people, they never have been from the beginning of our country and they are not now. As a matter of fact, our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.

See these are the same people who want consolidate church and state (lets call it STURCH, like someone once said), but don't want too much voting.

Gee the Taliban would be proud. Cheney Proud, the Taliban stands in awe at these MotherCheniers.

Domo Arigato Mr. Amato.

Vamos Spurs Vamos!!! Vamos a Darles una Chinga.

BREKING NEWS, The Tuberculosis Guy...

From The Winner Of The First-Ever National Press Club Award, Andy Borowitz

TB Guy Tops Bush in New Poll
Latest Sign of Trouble for White House

In the latest erosion of President George W. Bush’s job approval rating, a new poll released today reveals that Mr. Bush is now less popular among the American people than the so-called “TB Guy,” Atlanta attorney Andrew Speaker.

While the president’s approval numbers have been in a virtual free-fall in recent months, few political insiders expected him to be trounced by Mr. Speaker, who has been accused of exposing airline passengers to tuberculosis.

Additionally, the poll results are historic in another way, since they mark the first time that a sitting president has been deemed less popular than a quarantined disease carrier.

But at the White House today, official spokesman Tony Snow tried to put a positive spin on the numbers, saying that Mr. Speaker’s poll numbers received an artificial “bounce” as a result of all of the press coverage he has received in recent days.

“If President Bush had been quarantined for spreading tuberculosis around the world, his numbers would be right up there with the TB Guy’s,” Mr. Snow claimed.

Perhaps in an attempt to change the subject, President Bush participated in a ceremony today in which he declared victory over peace activist Cindy Sheehan.

Posing in front of a banner reading “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, Mr. Bush said that Ms. Sheehan’s departure from the peace movement means “I won’t have to spend this August in Crawford hiding in the barn.”

Elsewhere, getting married can have significant psychological benefits for those suffering from depression, according to a study published today in the Journal of Larry King.

Thank Andy Borowitz at The Borowitz Report

Why Are You Scaring Me, I Barely Know You

Thanks PortInExile, just when my ignorance was about to turn into sweet sweet bliss I had to go and read this at your house.

"Despotic movements need paramilitary forces that operate outside the law, forces that sow fear among potential opponents, and are capable of physically silencing those branded by their leaders as traitors. And in the wrong hands, a Blackwater could well become that force. American taxpayers have so far handed a staggering $4 billion to “armed security” companies in Iraq such as Blackwater, according to House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Rep. Henry Waxman (D., Calif.)."

"Erik Prince, who founded and runs Blackwater, is a man who appears to have little time for the niceties of democracy. He has close ties with the radical Christian Right and the Bush White House. He champions his company as a patriotic extension of the U.S. military. His employees, in an act as cynical as it is dishonest, take an oath of loyalty to the Constitution. But what he and his allies have built is a mercenary army, paid for with government money, which operates outside the law and without constitutional constraint."

You know what really sucks, $4,000,000,000.00 would have gone a long way to help the families of the US ARMY soldiers fighting in Iraq. I wonder what the difference in pay is between a regular Army troop compared to one of Erik's rent-a-troop. Oh and didn't Bush just oppose a 3.5 percent pay raise for U.S. soldiers and a $40/month increase in benefits for military widows. CHENEY ME!!!

Original by Chris Hedges here.

McCain Just Made Sense... on immigration.

Wow, I think I liked him for a minute... His little talk right after he tells Tancredo "Muchas Gracias".

Some highlights:
-Spanish spoken in his state before English;
-Hispanic names on the graves in the military cemeteries;
-The strengthening of America with every wave of immigrants in its history.

Oh and he did Cheney Cornyn, so that's two times i liked him... look at me praying at the Altar of Saint McCain.
But then I remember this, and this, and I totally spit on the incense.

Cheney This!!! fyi: in this blog 'Cheney' stands in for the F word

Ok, I think that when you lie to our kids then you have gone too far. You can lie to us adults all you want, hell like the saying goes: Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Kids may not understand that a man who hunts men might be lying to them because not only does he shoot his friend he lies like cheneying televangelist.
I thought school was supposed to be a place where a parent could send their kids and feel confident about their safety. Then you get home and find out your kids are getting mindcheneyed.
Oh yeah, SHAME ON US... and shame on cheneying Cheney.

Barack Obama In San Antonio

He's supposed to be here June 24th... more info when I get it.

Opus day! The Cartoonist Has Something To Say

"Any day now he will go with "I'm the decisioner" and we satirists will know that our balls have been cut off entirely by a very shrewd adversary." Berkeley Breathed on W.

I Missed The Debate, But...

Having the TV on for 5 minutes and checking 2 blogs, I guess Hillary did good.