Daddy... What's Wrong With The Elephant?

Sonny boy, dont get scared. Its just that the elephant has a wide stance. They created the elephant sodomizing the 2008 in honor of Senator Larry Craig since they will be holding the convention in his state. They only treat him like he was not a human being because they know their base is very very intolerant. But you see sonny boy, in the pit of their heart they love him. That's why they created a logo that was so perfecly portrayed the Senators Wide Stance. You may also notice that the elephant also appears partially decapitated, that is just another allusion to Mr. Craigs loosing all of his committe assignments for a misdemeanor. In a nutshell its just a hidden message from his Family Values friends.

Its Cheney's World We Just Live In It... Pt. Onion

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

WASHINGTON, DC —"He broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed as he normally does after heart surgery. But then he hugged me," Cheney's cardiologist said.